Cereal's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[That's My Fulp 9]

I'd like to take money out of her fat ass pockets

What can I say? It is one of the most beautiful animations I have ever seen--including stuff I had to pay money to see in a movie theater

Newgrounds doesn't deserve such a masterfully crafted vision of a perfect world translated into a stroke of a internet equivalent of a paintbrush. It saddens me that this will be you last, but if you had to cease your dramatic rendition of the world in a realistic but chilling montage.

[Just Wanted To Be 2]

Numbers an outcast trying to find a place to belng

A flash featuring a depressed numbers searching for a higher quality of penis to enter his life. Interlaced inbetween some fairly generic and some unimpressive drawings lay some really nicely detailed images - even though they are of penis, they are drawn in a very unique and detailed way and look quite good. I think that if you were to incorporate your animation skill with something a little more mature with something that has a plot with characters and dialouge and such, it could really showcase your talent that may not be shown in something like this.

I think that you should get a fairly good grade because it's funny. That is why. The characters both look pretty well drawn, especially the main character. The addition of the various happenings with different objects were seemingly unnecessary but did look neat. I like the use of audio.

This startling rendition of numbers draws attention to the drastic problems that society is facing and how anyone can become part of the Nacker Nation culture. It was like watching a flash movie based upon Requiem for a Dream.

Newgrounds doesn't deserve such a masterfully crafted vision of a perfect world translated into a stroke of a internet equivalent of a paintbrush. It saddens me that this will be underrated by the dumbasses that will vote low because of your other flashes, but if you had to cease your dramatic rendition of the world in a realistic but chilling montage.

There's nothing to say is bad here, really, I can't see a fault, the menu is smooth and the drawings are good as is the choice of color.

Soon the world will tremble before the might of numbers in an apocalyptic struggle for global supremacy. Not even Revelations could have foretold of a power so fierce that the religions of the world would become heresy in its path.

[Just Wanted To Be]

it brought me to tears

This startling rendition of numbers draws attention to the drastic problems that society is facing and how anyone can become part of the SS culture. It was like watching a flash movie based upon Requiem for a Dream.

Newgrounds doesn't deserve such a masterfully crafted vision of a perfect world translated into a stroke of a internet equivalent of a paintbrush. It saddens me that this will be underrated by the dumbasses that will vote low because of your other flashes, but if you had to cease your dramatic rendition of the world in a realistic but chilling montage.

There's nothing to say is bad here, really, I can't see a fault, the menu is smooth and the drawings are good as is the choice of color.

Soon the world will tremble before the might of numbers in an apocalyptic struggle for global supremacy. Not even Revelations could have foretold of a power so fierce that the religions of the world would become heresy in its path.

numbers responds:

I love you with all my heart baby :*

[Rest in Peace, Saddam]

Saddaaamn that was nice

This flash truley captures the great life, although it dosn't talk much about his genocidal insane inhibitions, but it was a great tribute to him. Saddam Hussein was hanged on December 30, 2006 at 0607 local time . The execution took place at the secure facility Camp Justice northeast of Baghdad, a security base once used by Saddam. CNN reported that celebrations broke out at the execution location after Saddam was dead, and that people were "dancing around the body". Contrary to initial reports, Saddam was executed alone, and not at the same time as his co-defendants Barzan Ibrahim al-Tikriti and Awad Hamed al-Bandar, who will be executed after the Eid ul-Adha holiday.[46]

At the time of his hanging, Saddam refused to wear a mask. One witness described him as a 'broken and weak man'[citation needed], others argued that he was calm and controlled. Before he was hanged an Islamic prayer was read out to him and he repeated it. Film footage has only been released up to the time of the noose being wrapped round his neck. A source close to the family stated that Saddam's body would be interred in Yemen until such time that it could be re-interred in Iraq when it was "liberated". It is not certain yet whether his body will be handed over to his family members or will be buried at an undisclosed location in Iraq, as told by Iraq's national security adviser, Mowaffak al-Rubaie in his CNN Telephonic Interview.[47] A member of Saddam's defense team expressed concern that Saddam's remains could end up in an unmarked grave[48]
Proof of Saddam's Execution
Proof of Saddam's Execution

International reactions on the execution varied. United States President George W. Bush stated that "Saddam was executed after receiving a fair trial - the kind of justice he denied the victims of his brutal regime". Some countries, like the UK, Australia and France, stated that they do not support the death penalty, but respected the court's decision. Iran welcomed the execution while expressing concerns about the status of Saddam's file and his crimes against Iran. An Iranian foreign minister spokesman said, "We still expect the aggression of Saddam's regime against Iran and other regional countries to be investigated."[49] Also, Italy, Malaysia, the EU, Pakistan, the Vatican, Libya, Germany and others are not in favour of the hanging, or even fear that it will further destabilize Iraq. In a guarded response to execution of former Iraqi President Saddam Hussein, India said it was "disappointed" over the "unfortunate" event but political parties and Muslim leaders strongly denounced the "illegal" hanging of a friend of this country. Video footage of the execution preparations, showing Saddam being fitted with the noose prior to execution, was shown on Iraqi television, and has been widely shown on television around the world. Footage of the execution itself was not released. Pictures of his wrapped body showing his twisted neck were later broadcast by the Iraqi government as proof of his death, and also released to the international media.

hold me

[666Armageddon]

Magic Fagit voice "Stop being such a Legend"

You see here I was just looking at the portal when I see a good cannabis flash, cannabis clock flashes are sort of like a brand name, you know they'll be great, but sadly they are so painfully underrated. The drawing of the character looked like it was scanned, and the background was swell, they moved on different paths creating a great effect, the music was decent. This startling rendition of your drawsing attention to the drastic problems that society is facing and how anyone can become part of the bob doel wet dream ehehehehedij culture. It was like watching a flash movie based upon Requiem for a Dream. Clearly a movie of this magnitude needs to be Front Paged hi

Sir-CannabisClock responds:

requiem for a dream, great movie

music was exelent, perfect for the creepy atmosphere.. I hope you'll make more

was scanned from a picture I drew, cut it. was gonna color it to but flash fuckin crashed and it pissed me off so I just made it grayscale

thanks for the review mr. cereal

[#6]

that some good flash heuck heuck djcsxvhjid huai h

Summary: I must admit the drawings and animation were splendid, even the preloader was full of humor, the voices seemed so good they had to be from some studio, the humor was well done, I bet tons of writers for tv shows couldn't come up with that. Everything fit in so great, if you had a tablet the world would tremble from your flash might.

Improvement: The thought of this being improved is absurd, but if I had to i'd say that dagger(girl who kills ng fag) dosn't have a voice, I understand you have an extremely powerfull and manly voice, but you could download aduacity, then talk lightly and mess with the pitch.

Overral great, loads of wittyness and humor, and amazing violence, almost reminds me of how the orignal flashes of ng were.

Sir-CannabisClock responds:

aduaity.. I'll give it it shot. Been using goldwave XD.

Thanks Mr. Cereal, you always make cannabis happy in his special place

[A very SBC Clockmas]

That had a great story line

That was very funny, very rarely do I find ng movies funny, but that did it for me. the artwork was really well crafted and overall looked great. The action that was - was very smooth and was not choppy at all. Good use of sound effects as well, the speakonia voices all sounded pretty good, It's good to see these kind of flashes :o

FileCabinet responds:

Damn, thank you Mista Cereal!

[the INTERNAUT]

ahahah did you get hacked synj!?!?

Wow you're getting a lot of hate, this is kind of funny, compared to your amazing flashes such as alien hominad, dad n me, and countless other flashes. Soon the world will tremble before the might of danpaladin in an apocalyptic struggle for global supremacy. Not even Revelations could have foretold of a power so fierce that the religions of the world would become heresy in its path.

[A Friendly Squirrel]

we've all been there

18 plus what a joke, the majority of the kids who will views this will be like 13-15, dosn't matter though sir, it was a funny flash, good job, maybe put little more background detail.

JunkYardAnimations responds:

ur a good job Miss!! XD

[RADICAL SK8 FLASH]

RADICAL SK8 FLUSH

It's obvious you have talent ruthie, but it seems like you don't put much effort, I really don't blame you, everyone here expect professional flashes.
First off, graphics. Pretty poor to be honest, the loading/begining wasn’t all that impressive, but it's actually one of the best features in this flash. You might at least want to add a cool background or something, you could add a few easy features to make this better, such as maybe a credit screen, or a decent menu, which you've done in other flashes. I thought after the loading screen the graphics would be better but to my dismay they were exactly the same before, only now you had a somewhat poorly drawn back ground. Not exactly giving us eye-candy is it? I am disappointed to say that this style of graphics was the same all the way through, A very short loop, that pauses for a second. The character itself isn't the best either, just a smile face, but it is evident you have the ability to add nice shading. you did were very and gave the flash a cheap look and the attitude that you just couldn’t be bothered that much, and I can’t enjoy a game or flash as much when I know that the author didn’t put as much effort into their work as they could have. Obviously you should get rid of this poorly done character and add more graphics into the flash! Add a cool background, draw the girl better, maybe even add more and make them animated and try to vary your graphics a bit, it gets extremely boring looking at the same screen over again. This is where overall the flash feels like a huge letdown, because it had the potential to go so much further ; but I feel you restricted its boundaries by putting less care and effort into this, and you also didn’t develop your idea enough. I’d like to see some animation here. For example, the background of the game could be changable, or maybe interactive or whatever . You would get to see the both of you dance, and perhaps a little mini game could come up where you have to press buttons at the right time to dance. This would be the same for the other actions and you would actually be able to see the girl interact and talk to you, so you should add on more actions to do I suggest you add a button where you can talk to the girl and ask her different questions, she could tell you about herself.
Next, sounds. The song was actually quite good, although during the loop there is a slight pause before the scene is restarted. Perhaps you could give us sound effects when you carry out the actions and a voiceover for the girl to talk to you?
Overall a poor flash. It has good potential, the shading and somewhat of the character desigm, and it looks like good tweening abilities, but it looks like you don't have the time or patience to make a great flash, which you are capable of doing.

:'( obviously kissing your ass threestar goes no where, since you probably are sucked up to all the time, I already know you wont take any of this advise, you could put all that effort into a flash, and it would probably get a similar score to this one. goes to show you it isn't all about the flash, its just who you are. like amirite

ThreeStar responds:

Dude, this is like 2 years old. There's no WAY i'm updating it.

I see what you're saying, but the point of this entire thing isn't for it to be a good Flash. It wouldn't be funny if it were well made.

Three

PS. Ass-kissing is a more effective technique. fjgghh