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[Lobster The Lobster Final]

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21 eps of LTL... 18 numbered eps, the hidden ep 7 via Ultross Strikes, the Xmas episode, and this the final ep...

They all add up to an entertaining series. Even if the return to LTL in December/January of 2004/2005 wasn't as fun as the LTL 1-12 reign back in the spring of 2004... I can't say I'd rather you never gone beyond 12, so... I'm glad you decided to do some more and experiment. But even more glad... that you didn't make ANOTHER dozen of the subpar kind and thus start to outbalance the earlier and better ones. But anyway, I'll just cut to the chase and review this episode, like it was any other:

The unique intro was... well, unique! And funny (the extended explanation of Lobster's situation, that is). Rubble, rubble especially. And the duck on the tractor making a second and final appearance, too. Methinks that's another series waiting to be made, eh? "Duck on a Tractor. Be-doo-be-boop-be-doo-boop... quack quack"? #;-}>

Purple Dude is alive and well. I am happy for that, if nothing else. A little last bit of scat from him... a eulogy to Lobster's memory and all... eh... it works. It's not the best ending that could have happened, but it's the one you went with, so it just... IS. And the... little epilogue was amusing and totally random and different than anything else in the LTL series. So...

While I wasn't always happy with the individual episodes (especially 13, 14, 15) past the original dozen... there were moments of humour and references back to the originals... that made them worthwhile. And this final 21st episode... was a departure in that it was different enough to be good on its own, instead of yet another Bruce Banner retread ep (see the above mentioned "low point eps" of the series IMO)... and also in that it's the series' last hurrah. So... Eh. I'm sad to see LTL go, I'm sad to see LTL end its life in half a dozen "Lobster in a coma" episodes, but I'm happy that LTL was there at all. Thank you for creating Lobster the Lobster and bringing him to us for the past year. He was a classy guy. I'll always remember his pinching ways and his clicky spirit.... I'll miss you, Lobster. ;_;
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[JujubeLock's ClockDay 07]

my god

I need to be alone this flash got to me :'( it was amazing just like your ass

[666Infection]

amazing flash

This flash left me speechless, the presents of it was overwhelming, the artistic beauty of your creations are the only beautiful thing to come from humanity

Sir-CannabisClock responds:

but master Cereal, your animations too usher in an era of prosperity to newgrounds. Never in my life have I witnessed anything more provoking, more intriguing, than your flash work. All of your submissions leave me with a sense of wonder, but most notably, and my personal favorite, 666ApocalypticSupremacy. Why my good friend, it is a privilege, and an honor to receive such a tribute to my animations. I am humbled by your appreciation, and truly look forward to your future work.

[666Infliction]

whoes this new person

many may not believe in god, but they have to believe in cannabisclock, your creations are divine and give hope for this world

Sir-CannabisClock responds:

Cereal. Your reviews please lord Cannabis. CEREAL, PREPARE FOR GLORY BECAUSE TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL. YOU FUCKER. YOU FUCKIN BITCH. STOP IT. STOP WHINING. STOP IT. I'M DETECTIVE JOHN KIMBLE. I'M A COP YOU IDIOT. WHO IS YOUR DADDY, AND WHAT DOES HE DO.

[Boxing Isn't Dead]

great

I wan't to become a boxer now

[Kidray76; Faggot Portrait]

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Kidray doesn't deserve a flash of this caliber to be associated with his name. Great flash you have here, the graphics are very nice and the movements that work with the song are also good, I like the circles and the way you have used them here, all seems to fit in with the music you picked. I liked this one, the music flowed very well with the animation and the swooshy shit gave a very nice ambient feel too it. Great job my friend.they hating cause I'm on the grind like I'm making love
wThe cards, the show, the countless numbers of toys. Who could've expected so much to come from one simple flash? It drew me with its strange theme and my own curiosity, and I must say that never before have I been so taken in by a video game in my life. The premise is very simple: become the greatest sinister trainer by catching as many as you can. The level of gameplay, on the other hand, is unmatched. There are 15 different elements that the Pokemon base their powers on. Each has a strength and weakness. The key is to teach the sinister a good variety of attacks and make good use of various advantages that one ability can have. For a guy that has memorized the first 151 creatures by number, I must warn that this game is dangerously addictive. If you haven't gotten involved by now, there's little chance that you will. Yet, it is definitely worth checking out. The flash for the newgrounds at this time so far.

Sinitron responds:

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[Grandaddy Jeez Louise]

I will never be the same

Granddaddy Jeez Louise At first glance, it might seem as though the film-making brothers JermyLokken have scuttled their inclination toward oddball delights as seen in their previous flashes, saved by the balls.
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It was hard to watch my fat stomach was in the way, I had to pushit down, but lifting my arms made me out of breath, I tryed again to lift my piggy arms to the voting panel to vote 5 but I accidentally voted 4. I noticed I missed a blam after thinking of hours to make this review, I put a gun to my head and contemplated suicide, but then I thought about all the days I would miss depositng, so I put it down

[Plans to Fuck Alexis 2]

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First off, graphics. In all honesty they weren’t exactly impressive and I feel that you could do a lot better. I'm being fair, I appreciate the fact you did put some effort into this (which is better than no effort at all), but I just think if you made another one of these and spent a little more time on it in this aspect it would be better. The graphics did look pretty MS Painted and a little child-like, and the graphics weren't very complex - it looked as if you had drawn the graphics using ready-made shape tools in paint. Also, the animation wasn't the smoothest and the camera just kind of scraped along when focusing into the character in the flash. But you already mentioned the animation was bad. So obviously, if you made another episode of this the clear suggestion would be to smooth out the animation and to not only improve the graphics but vary them a bit. For example you could made it look a little more realistic with shadows, but you also need to develop them a bit. For example, I liked the cartoon style but with a little smoothing out and if you made it a little less stick-style it would be much better, go wild and make them a little more complex. Graphics never have to be drawn extremely neatly and straight, the imagination and casualness is what makes it good. Also vary a little in graphics - for example try and make a more detailed background other than just a grey one. Try adding bricks ect. I liked the little ‘brief’ plan at the beginning of each scene, try to make this a bit more dramatic by having the lettering in a stencil type font perhaps? That’s just an idea though.
Next, sound. pretty good to be honest and not an awful lot to improve on. I liked the little mission at the beginning and the voice narrating was casual, it wasn't over-exaggerated so I liked it and it was more funny than something over-done. The voice was a little faint though (and no, not because I had my computer turned down, I had it up quite high) on normal volume, so if you make another episode you might want to speak up a bit. Some good sound effects, like the gunshot and the line from the character. The hesitating voice made me laugh, but it was a little too close to the microphone. Like the graphics though I did feel there was a lack of sound. Most importantly I think you should add some background music, otherwise the action feels a little 'mute'. Try to vary the sounds, like the graphics. I was a little disappointed that the character only said one line and just smiled a lot, perhaps you could give him more speech? Again, just suggestions.
Content is the best aspect of this flash though. It was pretty sick especially with the parents thing, and at times I did think it was a little lame and immature. However, I liked it's simplicity because that's what made it funny, especially the weird thumbs up what was that, and what's 'Alexis'? (sorry if I sound dumb). The reverse psychology in 'mission 2' was something that I found interesting. Obviously I would just suggest that you add more sounds, since the content really does tie up with this, this isn't as exciting as it could be and without more sound we don't have as much character to the flash. Also, it would be nice if it was longer.
Overall, it isn't the best and could do with some big improvements, unless you lengthen it up and give it a few tweaks it will only be good for a 5 minute chuckle. This should be something we can come back to again and again. However, it also shows that content can sometimes make up for pretty bad looks. It made me laugh, and that's why I think it isn't completely bad.

[Roboto Idioto]

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A robot tries his best to resist temptation to stop from pressing a button aptly marked self destruction. You can only guess what happens when he does. It was a short little movie, that consisted of a single joke with quick outcome. The movie indefinably did not drag at all, as it was rather short. That's not a bad thing, ask keeping a movie short and sweet like in this case can really make the movie all the better. I like the character design, it's simple but looks quite good. THe movements were fairly good, but honestly could stand to be a tad more refined. Nice use of sound effects.

[StagBeetle's Rant]

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