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[Memory Test Game]

good

Ahh the classic memory test game, remidns me of the old 'Concentration', and simplistic though it is I still dearly love it today :)
Graphics of the blocks used were nice and the little pictures were nice and fun and happy to look at, the game was generally cheerful and challenging all the while. Only suggestions are:

1) To add music- for the ultimate distration! This is what makes all memory test games.

2) You sohuld be able to pick what theme you want, for example if you choose something like animals you get to math animal pictures together, while with plants you would match up plant pictures. Surprisingly, this does help because it matches to each player's style.

3)Make it more intense! Have a time bar at the bottom with crazy music and when the time is nearly running out have the music going much faster and rapid, and make it count down '5, 4, 3, 2, 1!' slowly and in flashing red numbers and make the whole thing explode when you lose! You could also add bonuses for a quicker time to match all the picutres and lose points for matching the wrong pictures. Maybe you oculd also have hidden within the blocks a pair or bad symbols, and if you touch these the game is over?

All in all though a genuinly fun game, well done :)

[Strip Poker]

great

you know how to make my dog cu

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Not a bad game at all. I like how you can choose between one or two players, and also being able to change all of the options gives this some more replay value. Decent AI as well, which surprised me. The game doesn't offer a whole lot after you play it a few times. There is no mission mode type thing where the game gets progressively harder and nothing rolls over into the next round, which is kind of lame.

[V-tech Rampage]

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I have to commemorate you on this, you have all the facts down, and pretty much every comment in this flash is relevant to something the shooter said. this is an absolute gem of a flash. Outstanding details, a great adaptation of a real life event. This flash works both as an out-and-out comedy but also as a high paced action flash and also manages to showcase the flash talents of PiGPEN . Sadly this will never get the recognition it deserves, for the simple fact that the pussy masses will never accept anything that is contrary to what they've been told is right. Something like this always stands out from the crowd but gets low scores and reviews from little kids insulting the creator. Also I'd like to comment on your authors comment "ATTENTION PEOPLE LOOKING FOR WHISTLE POINTS: Leave the reviews of this game alone!" I know what you mean, it's annoying when reviews are deleted, especially funny ones, Almost wish there was an option to protect the reviews on your flash. Anyway great flash,

PiGPEN responds:

I usually only respond when i have something funny to say but...
thank you.

[DS Art Inspiration Tut.]

I make good art i3wedficj

Not that bad of a tutorial at all. It has good information in it for people trying to make artwork with such things in them. The graphics were nice, , and I liked the color scheme.
The flashed images were cool, and the music added to the abstract
Well, overall you did a pretty smooth job on animating this dude both in his walking and the talking. The clip was kind of funny too.
It's just a test, so what can I really say? It's very very short and is basically just a show of your graphics, which I'm not a fan of people doing. If you are going to make a full movie with this, it will probably turn out good, but this is just boring.
This was absolutely a very fun simulation game. I found it amazing the amount of reality there was in the game. You not only had to plan what to plant and how to spend your money, but also had to watch the health of the family members. A very addicting game to play and very hard to master, but still rather fun.
The icons and such were really small in the upper left corner. I had a hard time reading some of the text there. It would be nice if you could make that a little better.

IceDragon64 responds:

OK. I am going to assume that only the first sentence was menant for me. My best guess is that you somehow put some cut and paste chunks in this review or something went crazy on NG. I dont understand the headline-i3wedficj? Do PM me if you have any further thoughts on this submission.

[Tangerine Panic]

Those were some big tangerines

! I thought it was pretty hilarious how the little guy kept saying stuff about the tangerines, and just the thought of that many tangerines is pretty hilarious. The game itself is very fun to play and gets very difficult very quick making it a quick game, but still very addicting. Great job on this one.
Well, I can't really say much here. You could of course make some new graphics or something, also add a background.

[Clock Crew Arena]

clocks have bigger dicks then locks

This was a pretty interesting Clock day movie. It was kind of cool how you sung with speakonia, I don't think I've ever seen that yet. The lyrics were kind of creative, especially the first few lines. Them falling asleep at the end also made me laugh, just because of randomness.
The ending was ok, but it seems like more of an excuse not to make this the full length of the song.

[Contract Stick Killer]

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A quick short movie - done in a classic vain of the stick fight! The key thing about this movie is the awesome camera movements featured in this short little run. They are so energetic and move constantly but do not overdue it. It's a short classic stick fight animation done quite well. I enjoyed the music loop as it fit in well with the movie and made it seem to go buy all that much faster. In future work, maybe the length could be elongated - it does not have to have an excess amount of plot, but maybe just more action and a more climatic ending. Great file size! Keep up the great work.

picaxis-media responds:

thanks!
greatly appreciated :)

[[R3R] Defense v.2]

Nice use of action script

It was nice, the graphics and animation ran smoothly, although the sound did overlap, and the enemies continued to come from the same place, it would be easy to just set the mouse there and kill a shit load of people.First off, graphics. This is definitely the best aspect of the flash, because let’s face it, the flash is based around your graphics isn’t it, I don't know im gay? It’s really a good job that the graphics are nothing short of amazing in this test, because the graphics just about compensates it a bit, and if this wasn’t the case the score would be even lower than it already is. Anyway, because it emphasised and showed off just how good your skills are and it gave the graphics an ‘angle’. At first I thought this was just a preloader, you can imagine how pleasantly surprised I was when you actually animated the tank and made it fire a shot! I loved the way the screen suddenly zoomed out a little and this action you did have was extremely fast-paced; literally a second after clicking ‘play’ the “Fire” was yelled and the tank fired a missile. The animation was excellent and moved along with such fluency, you really gave the graphics a life-like feel to them, and I feel that this is the most realistic you can get in any flash; such as the way when the tank fired the shot the turret budged out for a split second, and the force caused the top half of the tank to lean down a little. The same goes for the second part of the flash when you click the “Shoot!!!” button to make the man fire his gun. Admittedly the character alone looked pretty amazing, again in 3D and not just facing towards you but horizontally at an angle. I’m not sure why, but objects placed at an angle always have an impressive impact on me, wish had more cereal is gay characters, because it just emphasises your 3D rendering abilities even more so, and makes the flash look a little more dramatic. The character looked great as he looked a little like someone from “Half-Life”, but again it was the animation that really did it for me. What say I say? WOW! I loved the way the character was stood in the dark almost like a ‘silhouette’, because when he shot the gun the sudden lighting effect was breathtaking a section of the front of the character lit up realistically, I noticed you focused most on the face which is clever because this is the case in real life. Not only this, but you made the man’s shoulders hunch when shooting and the gun moved up for a split second which always seems to happen when someone fires a gun. The little laser from the gun was a nice little addition too, and like everything else you moved this part of the flash along effectively and fluently.
Next, sound. Not a lot to say here, as there was a lack of sound. Still the “Fire!” from the tank and the missile had a good exploding and loud noise to it, and the gunshot sounds were too very impressive because of their realism.
Finally, content. Not much to say here really because graphics is where this flash is really at. I liked the little bit of interactivity in the flash but that was it really, but I’m not sure a whole flash is worth it for this and I don’t really appreciate you making a flash just showing us what you can do.
Overall, Great flash, great graphics, and animation, nice death animation of the characters, but it becomes a little repetative after a while, but you're no professional, this is great, and you did a great job with action script, swell flash sir, maybe next time make a cereal is a faggot inbredd cunt more, ewjicvojioj hi how are you, wait what am I talking about?

ShrimpLock responds:

Amazingly long review, and thanks a bunch for it.