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Fuck Mr.Hatcher Fuck Mr.Hatcher

Rated 5 / 5 stars

This parallels my life

I love you man, this was hilarious. I tried so many times on this, I kept asking "want me to suck you off" too early, I thought he'd change his mind. This flash got great towards the end, I took my dick out and started masturbating while they were rubbing dicks. I sprayed my cum all over my keyboard. Then out of nowhere my mom walks in with cookies. Right at that time the character on screen says "this is awkward" and my mom said, "well you can say that again." then I replied " this is awkward" and we both laughed it off.

JunkYardAnimations responds:

LOL! That's almost as disturbing as the game, funny tho

Buster Buster

Rated 5 / 5 stars


great one

Head's Rush Head's Rush

Rated 5 / 5 stars

An amazing commentary on society

In short, this game delivers great fun yet revolving around an old Russian Roulette game. Probed deep into the minds of my opponents and I applied what found there to my play. The result was victory upon victory, a veritable harvest of freshly deceased young bodies. The reason that made this game so fun and yet unique was the way it was presented, with unique strange characters and dark humor on top of fun animations.

Graphics - 10
The animation and graphics set this apart, they are unique and dark. This is where you excel, could easily be the best visually satisfying game on ng.

Sound - 8
The sound effects, the ambient noise during the battle were perfect. The only thing that wasn't perfect in the sound department was the menu song. It didn't seem to fit in, at least to me. Maybe something darker would of been better suited.

Violence - 10
Detailed gruesome headshots, with complementary blood spatter.

Interactivity - 6
An interesting Russian Roulette game, with unique elements. You have several different modes to choose from, The ability to earn money and buy characters, weapons, and new arenas.

Humor - 7
Use of dark humor was greatly appreciated.

Overall the game is amazing, I found the actual game play to be thrilling and superb. It has different modes of game play, with an array of unique characters. Incentives to keep you from getting bored, Great replay value.

control the life of AdamZ control the life of AdamZ

Rated 0 / 5 stars

A late-night sketch running way too long

You know those movies where if you've seen the trailer, you've seen all the good parts? I felt that way while watching this film. I don't typically expect much from crappy spoof movies, but I at least expect them to try. This came off as too much of a bad Saturday Night Live or Mad TV sketch that runs on way too long. A number of SNL's movies have felt that way, but really.... Why can't they ever pick_good_ "two of the six writers from Scary Movie"? I feel like I've seen this brand of dumb humor a million times before, albeit much better presented. I don't mind abstract references that would seemingly change the storyline (the four protagonists becoming part of Wonka's candy, but seconds later reverting to normal, for example), but these "Family Guy" style cutaways were so poorly done, it almost made me want to leave. I felt genuinely ripped off, longing for satires like Spy Hard, Last Action Hero, and Spaceballs. A friend and I debated whether this film or Scary Movie 4 was worse. We agreed it was a tie.
The first two Scary Movies were funny because they didn't let the flat parts slow them down. Scary Movie 2 contained a number of bad jokes, but it was okay because the filmmakers had a general idea of where they wanted to take the "story", and at least made a concentrated effort to tone down the absurdist humor in places where it wasn't needed. Epic Movie temporarily halts the predictable, unfunny jokes close to the end of the film, when Kal Penn (who made two Harold and Kumar references, also falling quite flat, even amongst the largely tweenage audience) spells out the film's moral--a sappy and poorly placed monologue on the importance of family. The repetitive use of the word "Bitch" to refer to the antagonist, played by Jennifer Coolidge ("Stiffler's mother" in American Pie, a point also mentioned) got tiring. I will admit there were a few laugh-worthy moments, notably in the name of Jack Sparrow's parody, Jack Swallows. The actors were all fairly devoid of talent (especially that kid from the MySpace movie, playing Ashton Kutcher), and the directing seemed nonexistent.

Seeing the trailer is a bit of a spoiler as well, as you can tell when certain parts are coming up, effectively ruining the humor. Plus, the trailer has all the reasonably funny moments. It feels as if they directed the rest of the film as merely filler between the points showcased in the preview. I'm honestly not sure whether this review is in fact spoiling anything, because the trailer does a pretty good job of that on its own. My recommendation: don't see it in theaters. Don't rent it. Don't even watch it on TV when nothing else is on. Forget it was even made. Trust me, you're not missing anything.

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enter the matrix in style enter the matrix in style

Rated 0 / 5 stars

A moronic attempt at humor

If you are older than 12 or not mentally retarded, this movie is not for you. My wife and I mistakenly thought this might be enjoyable on a Sunday afternoon. We were very wrong. This was the worst movie I have ever seen. I enjoyed the first couple of Scary Movies and thought was going to be similar. Unfortunately, this movie resembled Scary Movie 3. The jokes are so lame and unfunny that I am baffled this movie was ever made. he jokes try to be current but frankly in 5 years no one will even know what these jokes were references to. This movie is laughably bad and the writers should be beaten with big sticks. We actually left about 30 minutes in. We traded our tickets for tickets to Babel and that was a great movie.

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dress-up kirsten dunst dress-up kirsten dunst

Rated 0 / 5 stars

a Disaster of Epic Proportions

Alright, it wasn't that bad, but it was close. Sure the Scary Movie series as well as Date Movie were stupid and juvenile, but this is dumber than all the rest. There were a few chuckles, but overall it was mostly me groaning. Nearly every joke was tired and lame. They gave away all the "good" jokes in the trailer. Why Fred Willard and Jennifer Coolidge would be in this I have no idea. But Crispin Glover? The oddball actor who was so great in films like Back to the Future, River's Edge What's Eating Gilbert Grape and more? Yeah that's him all right, as Willy Wonka dancing around to crappy songs. So maybe my title was accurate.

Hunchback Harry Hunchback Harry

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

cool nice like ok cool good one

I liked your voice overs. You ranged them well and they were quite clear. There was a bunch of humor in this, like the flashback to six flags. The drawings were also pretty good, especially your characters and some of the plane crash part.
I was expecting this to be a little funnier. Random seems to be the new thing nowadays, so maybe think of that for you next episode. Also, I wasn't very wowed by the backgrounds.

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Murder Mansion Murder Mansion

Rated 5 / 5 stars


That was pretty good but can you please tell me how to make a soundboard? I really want to know because I have a good plan for a soundboard but I don't know how to make soundboards so can you please help me and my fac

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discofloor discofloor

Rated 5 / 5 stars


I will start off by stating that this game has the potential to be a very interesting and addictive game. I have a few suggestions for improvement, but most have probably already been said.

1. The sounds are good (They could be sampled a bit better, but that is just a technicality), but some nice techno or electronica music (not too loud of course) playing in the background.

2. This is a very fast paced game and I think it was intended that way, but it would be nice to put some "Continue to Round ##" buttons or something so that the players can rest their clicking fingers and their brains for a second before continuing on.

3. The cuts between game levels could be snazzed up a bit.

4. The fade to white before the colors change could be shortened just a hair so that you can see what color it is popping up with next quicker. It would help give the higher skill levels more of a chance to respond.

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Virtual Puffy Virtual Puffy

Rated 5 / 5 stars

An amazing commentary on society

it was alright good very good ok nice goodAn amazing commentary on society

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