Cereal's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[A Friendly Squirrel]

we've all been there

18 plus what a joke, the majority of the kids who will views this will be like 13-15, dosn't matter though sir, it was a funny flash, good job, maybe put little more background detail.

JunkYardAnimations responds:

ur a good job Miss!! XD

[RADICAL SK8 FLASH]

RADICAL SK8 FLUSH

It's obvious you have talent ruthie, but it seems like you don't put much effort, I really don't blame you, everyone here expect professional flashes.
First off, graphics. Pretty poor to be honest, the loading/begining wasn’t all that impressive, but it's actually one of the best features in this flash. You might at least want to add a cool background or something, you could add a few easy features to make this better, such as maybe a credit screen, or a decent menu, which you've done in other flashes. I thought after the loading screen the graphics would be better but to my dismay they were exactly the same before, only now you had a somewhat poorly drawn back ground. Not exactly giving us eye-candy is it? I am disappointed to say that this style of graphics was the same all the way through, A very short loop, that pauses for a second. The character itself isn't the best either, just a smile face, but it is evident you have the ability to add nice shading. you did were very and gave the flash a cheap look and the attitude that you just couldn’t be bothered that much, and I can’t enjoy a game or flash as much when I know that the author didn’t put as much effort into their work as they could have. Obviously you should get rid of this poorly done character and add more graphics into the flash! Add a cool background, draw the girl better, maybe even add more and make them animated and try to vary your graphics a bit, it gets extremely boring looking at the same screen over again. This is where overall the flash feels like a huge letdown, because it had the potential to go so much further ; but I feel you restricted its boundaries by putting less care and effort into this, and you also didn’t develop your idea enough. I’d like to see some animation here. For example, the background of the game could be changable, or maybe interactive or whatever . You would get to see the both of you dance, and perhaps a little mini game could come up where you have to press buttons at the right time to dance. This would be the same for the other actions and you would actually be able to see the girl interact and talk to you, so you should add on more actions to do I suggest you add a button where you can talk to the girl and ask her different questions, she could tell you about herself.
Next, sounds. The song was actually quite good, although during the loop there is a slight pause before the scene is restarted. Perhaps you could give us sound effects when you carry out the actions and a voiceover for the girl to talk to you?
Overall a poor flash. It has good potential, the shading and somewhat of the character desigm, and it looks like good tweening abilities, but it looks like you don't have the time or patience to make a great flash, which you are capable of doing.

:'( obviously kissing your ass threestar goes no where, since you probably are sucked up to all the time, I already know you wont take any of this advise, you could put all that effort into a flash, and it would probably get a similar score to this one. goes to show you it isn't all about the flash, its just who you are. like amirite

ThreeStar responds:

Dude, this is like 2 years old. There's no WAY i'm updating it.

I see what you're saying, but the point of this entire thing isn't for it to be a good Flash. It wouldn't be funny if it were well made.

Three

PS. Ass-kissing is a more effective technique. fjgghh

[Pootytang Adventures #030]

My brain couldn't comprehend this elaborate flash

The worlds greatest minds could study this forever, you put far too much effort, you have to realize the brain capacity at ng, they'll overlook amazing undefinable artwork. It is always great to see a new entry from jujubelock flash . To me, it's like a namebrand that you know will always bring you a ton of enjoyment from.

JujubeLock responds:

I can only hope that my work doesn't become part of a bland corporate mechanism, or I will have to kill myself.

[Cannibus VS Award Thief]

Is the clock on cannabis accurate time?

This flash promote an artistic vision that transcends personal limitations. All these kids saying how they hate foamy, when this revolutionary piece persuaded a generation.

GRAPHICS
were awesome, the screen kept flashing with all the great and cool exploding effects, definitely something that could give you a seizure! On the whole the flash moved along amazingly fluent and has the best smooth aspect that I've seen in a flash.

SOUNDS
were excellent, I noticed there were a few Bob dole sexual fantsy sounds

EVVSGREVGERWVW:

is the big hulk of this flash, pure blasting, frenzy action! There were loads more weapons to choose from all of which were destructive and caused lots of explosions, I liked the different effects form them like the laser set your dickdej on fire and a rocket launcher blew them up. You could even get into a helicopter and fly around shooting them, talk about random! The fact that you could go to the different countries made this a lot more interesting.

OVERALL
though a fluent and frenzies game, definitely one of the best on NG yet. Well done!

Sir-CannabisClock responds:

I love you mr. cereal

[Mario Television]

Wasn't half bad sir

Interesting, you could of made this into a swell interactive game (could've used a remote to flip through the channels) none the less it was ok, I'm sure this didn't take you as long as the stuff you actually drew, but look at that it got a better score. This was obviously a hit with the mario fans, maybe make another and add the tv station number at the top to give it a more tv feel, instead of the sizzy channel effect.

Wurmy responds:

If I make another one then yeah I'll add all that stuff. If I make another one.

-Wurmy1029

[That's My Fulp 8]

comparable to an early Rembrandt.

Something of this greatness like this will be talked about for ages, Shows in 40 years will be making references to this, this flash is nothing less then professional, one of the greastest flashes of this miliniun, if this dosn't get a perfect score, what will?

MaddFlash2 responds:

Looks like this doesn't have a perfect score!

[Pootytang Adventures #027]

I'll hope to see this flash next to the mona lisa

Something like this will be talked about for ages, Shows in 40 years will be making references to this, this flash is nothing less then professional, one of the greastest flashes of this miliniun, if this dosn't get a perfect score, what will?

JujubeLock responds:

Oh you flatter me so, truly my skills are naught compared to your Pootytang flash that can only compare to the Sistine Chapel. However, I accept your praise and together our flash will touch mankind in a way that promotes an artistic vision that transcends our personal limitations.

[Pootytang Adventures #026]

I still signed up before you

Fake pootytang why I never, this series is a copy of ours, although damn this is pretty epic.

JujubeLock responds:

We can combine forces and make an a combined epic series...I offered Juicy Pussy the preloader but she turned me down. :( IM me if you want the preloader.

[ElevenTwelve2006]

ahah kids think they're original

Actually I'll say this one is, it strayed away from pointless vileonce, and should actually get a good score, but a lot of assholes here want professional flashes, but to keep away from opinion and reviews, the Graphics were swell, the voice acting was...unique in a way, the music fit in great, and the characters were drawn very strange, but that adds to the flash. This is how you say give me boner, yes?

numbers responds:

Thanks for the score :)

I wike boners ^.^

<33333

Can you fuck my ass please?

[Cool Things 666]

*cheesy crowd laugh*

In all my years of shitty sites this is the best flash i've been graced with viewing, I like this version better, although you took out the best one, unless you're saving that for another.
Maury: The results are in!
Maury: when it comes to front page material, cannbis you are the father!
Cannabis: *begins to jack off later to cum acid on maury*

it seemed better when I typed it

Sir-CannabisClock responds:

It was a part from cool things 966, I didnt wanna reuse it lol.

Anyways, thanks for the review Mr. Cereal :D