Cereal's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Hallow-Wiener]

Perfect

You are seriously the best author on newgrounds. I wish you would of posted this early, I would of done it with the trick or treaters who came to my house.

JunkYardAnimations responds:

lmao, thanks, im glad u liked it

[Zeebs Gold Pleebs]

I like the preview pic

Where did you get it from?

TheEmoKiller responds:

wow, welcome back cereal.
just grabbed it from a flash.

[Tom Front Page This]

skillful use of a truly gripping global issues

The torturous road of front page to the greedy fingers of an indifferent world makes this new breadfruit movie one of the most powerful Action/Adventure/Dramas to come out of newgrounds in a long time. The perfect balance between entertainment and a thoughtful social commentary helps the center of the story to have a real heart and a palpable respect for us, the audience. lock opens a new door, introducing us to a character who is a first in his already extraordinary career. He startled us as a very young man with "Shake your coconuts" before he fell with a serious case of front page. Now, after a three a long and serious Scorsese cures, this spectacular artist makes me believe that we haven't seen anything yet. Remarkable. As remarkable as the soulful lock who manages to give the flash a visible soul. I was moved and yes, I must admit, surprised. Apart from the visual and interpretative prowess of "tom front page this" there is a realistic view of a third world country as shattering as the unforgettable without front paging.

BreadFruitLock responds:

jesuus chriut just take me now# <3

[Nate and Cheese P1]

greatest to ever be made.

I have to say I played this after playing the sequel, and I think this is better!
Once again I LOVE those 3D graphics of the movie, the enemies didn't look so glamorous but the environments I thought FELT better, the environments in the sequel were pretty but you didn't build enough on this so they became bland. I felt like much more had gone into your surroundings this time as there were trees and lakes ect.
Sounds were better I thought, the music was louder so it was much easier to hear over all of the action and blasting going on, and you introduced an introductory tune when you started the level, when before it was silent, and then once you shot the first enemy the action suddenly began. And lastly in the sounds department I was very impressed with those extra little effects such as the sounds of the water running in the rivers alongside you.
But the gameplay is where I felt this game really shone next to the sequel. The action was much more fast paced this time around and in the sequel the action got pretty boring after a while. In this game you actually walked around over logs and such on rails whereas in the sequel you move along at a somewhat 'sluggish'. Not only this but the action itself was much more exciting as you got to not only throw blades at your enemy (causing a satisfying smashing effect which I was extremely impressed by) but you could also pick stuff up! After you kill a wave of enemies you were never short of guns to pick up I was pleased to see, the ability to pick up different guns and learn their different pros and cons of killing your enemies was a much more satisfying way of progressing along the game, in the sequel you seemed to ignore new guns which was a big disappointment. The cross hair I see was not included here, but that and the fast reloading because of the faster action makes the game much more challenging to beat; and not only will it take a while to beat but you will have a lot of fun and not get bored in doing so, the 'button-bashing' is not so obvious here because you have added different ways of enilating your opponent. You also have the waves of enemies toned down here and in the second one it seems that you just tried too hard to fit so many enemies in. I'd rather have a lot of the same enemies if the whole game moves a lot more smoothly along, like it does in this.
The only thing I would complain about is the fact you have to press 'w' when you want to pick a gun up - try and do this whilst your blasting at a hell lot of enemies and it's pretty much impossible.
Overall I am glad I played this only after the sequel of 'nate and cheese'; because it is the original of the two and certainly the best. The game moves along so much more fluently and in the sequel you seemed to have neglected and left out a lot of great ideas you had in here.

Show-R-Studios responds:

oh i see, this is one of those, automattic reviews, ok ok, cools

[Christmas with the Khalis]

amazing!!

khali is the most agile and best high flyer in the wwe, this is an amazing flash far beyond this time.

PepsiClock responds:

Yes way beyond its time, I'm sure if I submitted this for XMAS 2008 I would have gotten daily feature, thanks for the review.

[The Circlemen Episode 1]

oooo your cock is so big

what a magnificent movie it was moving, your talent transcends human emotion and is amazing

Ogt2 responds:

Thanks for the review!

[TSM Presents: Bluehippo]

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I would not even begin to downplay this powerful drama about an amazing man who changed the face of history for Black America. I don't mean to take anything from the man or the message and I did thoroughly enjoy this film. That being said I do think there were some minor things that made the film slightly less enjoyable for me and stopped it from being truly a classic film. Anyone nowadays let alone back in 1978 who wished to tackle such a remarkable man and concept is brave and to do it complete justice might be near impossible so what first and only time director Abby Mann did was probably as close to perfection as could possibly be done.

Infamous character actor, the late Paul Winfield tackled the role of the revered Martin Luther King Jr. He looks the role, and gives a very deeply emotional role and puts so much person to this idol like never before seen. I didn't think his voice really fit the part but I definitely noticed that when Winfield did King's speeches, he held your attention in much the same way that King himself did. He had a powerful aura about him and he did a terrific job. Never before has King been shown in such a real manner covering his fears, and drawbacks, strengths and victories and losses as well. For all the rave reviews I didn't think Cicely Tyson's performance as Coretta Scott King was all that terrific, she did an adequate job and had her moments but I did find that at times her acting seemed almost campy, overdone but she wasn't the only one. There were several times when I felt the acting was very forced and campy and it just didn't fit into the story or the passion behind it. Sometimes scenes of intense emotion were over acted to the point where it broke the mood. William Jordan who portrayed John F Kennedy looked like the most boring human being on the face of the planet. In any scenes featuring him, he slouched in his chair and in a monotone low voice delivered lines that would imply he was bored to absolute tears.

Now I admit I am an avid Kennedy fanatic. I do think that the portrayal of the Kennedy brothers was incorrect and harsh but that is just my opinion of course. Robert Kennedy played by Cliff De Young was portrayed as a raving lunatic. I don't think he ever had a scene where he wasn't literally screaming about something. And as stated JFK was portrayed as a complete dud. Their involvement with the integration movement was heavily downplayed and actually made them out to be more of a burden to the movement than a help and I think both Kennedy's worked very hard to push forward and support that movement to the best of their ability. Nonetheless this is about the movie and not about the characters I suppose.

I also thought there were two very, very important and defining moments that were severely underplayed in this film. The "I Have A Dream" Speech and King's Assassination. Both events were covered so quickly with little emotion and felt very anti climatic. I realize that this was the seventies and there was only certain things they could show when it comes to the assassination but even the Washington March I waited eagerly for them to show and they blew through it like it was nothing. It was one of Winfield's less powerful speeches as King. Despite these criticisms I had this film was brutally powerful, very moving and unlike no other film about that time in American history. It opens your eyes to the harsh times the African American people went through. Any fan of history or the sixties or the Black movement MUST see this film because it is stunning and a great achievement. Please see this movie!! 8/10

TheSoulMan responds:

Madame Emery and her daughter Geneviève (Deneuve) sell umbrellas at their little boutique in the coastal town of Cherbourg in Normandy, France. Geneviève is in love with Guy (Castelnuovo), a handsome young auto mechanic who lives with and cares for his godmother along with quiet, dedicated, care-giver, Madeleine (Ellen Farner), a young woman who clearly loves Guy. Subsequently, though, Guy is drafted, and must leave to fight in the Algerian War.

The night before he leaves, he and Geneviève make love. She becomes pregnant, and feels abandoned, as he does not write often. At her mother's insistence, she marries thirtyish Roland Cassard (Marc Michel), a quietly handsome Parisian jeweler who falls in love with Geneviève and is willing to wed her, even though she is bearing another man's child. The society wedding in a great cathedral, with a tiara being placed on the bride's head, symbolizes her upward social and economic movement.

When Guy returns with a leg injury, he learns that Geneviève has married, left Cherbourg and that the umbrella store is gone. He attempts to ease back into his old life, but becomes rebellious due both to the war and to the loss of Geneviève. One day, Guy quits his job after an argument with his boss, and spends a night and a day drinking excessively in seedy port bars. He winds up sleeping with a prostitute named Jenny, whose real name turns out to be also Geneviève. When he returns to his apartment, Madeleine tells him tearfully that his godmother has died. He sees that she loves him, and cleans up his life with her encouragement.

With a legacy from his aunt, he is able to finance to own a new "American-style" Esso gas station. He asks Madeleine to marry him, and she accepts, though she wonders if he is asking her from despair at Geneviève's actions.

[Adolf Hitler:CAI493+D 008]

well uh

Sequels that retain the core original cast have a potential for, if not better than, as good as. This film was neither.

High School Musical 2 was bad piece of work. The sequel to a brilliant first film is a story already told in that first film. Creativity swept into a black whole. Or under the viewer's rug. The movie appeared to begin with a plot but the storytellers wandered away from it. Attention to the story was sacrificed to fit in an extra song or two. An extra hat.

The soundtrack did not match the heat level reached and set in the original film. The song-writing was good. The singers fine. Upbeat. Performing with passion. But the bond between a song and a scene -the one that makes music memorable- is missing. The choreographed dancing was as brilliant as in the first film. Lot's of energy. Lot's of talent with the cast and crew in that area. For what they had to work with, the acting was fine. Simply no fireworks.

The musical mixing near the film's end was shameful. A mess. And then the story was over. On a stage. And then it wasn't. A horrible idea to add a bad second ending.

High School Musical 1 was collectible. High School Musical 2 was forgettable.

AfroUnderscoreStud responds:

High School Musical 1 sucks too.

[Adventures in TV Land]

Amazing!

You've inspired me to make worthwhile flashes, This flash is a work of art it is outstanding. This flash was so innovative it will be a new standard to uphold to all new flashes.

MetalDart responds:

Awww, you make me feel all warm inside. :3
Cant wait to see more flashes from you Cereal!

[Adolf Hitler:CAI493+D 003]

why

You've destroyed my dreams of being on the top 10 unloaders, this fucker hitler is cheating he is using infinite rare candy cheat, oh well he has no chance in hell in catching the legends ahha theres only one of them.

AfroUnderscoreStud responds:

Wild Missingno Appeared!