Cereal's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[One day, in /b/...]

4chan is officially dead...

The movie is great, but really a few years ago 4chan was awsome, I've noticed a huge decline in humour, insanity, and all around swell situation. Just goes to show you when too many kids find out about it then it goes down hill, (Example: newgrounds 99-03, 4chan 04-05) But it was not really all that funny. Everyone thinks having the ending of a movie be about "gay homosexual fat kids (cereal)" is always funny. It is not. It is boring, repetitive, and can be hateful. I would of liked to of seen a little more attention to detail when it comes to the characters. I would of liked to of seen more characters, and more objects... Good work.

[;lccicnennenne]

This flash is proof that bad flashes could get ...

saved in 2002. I really do not understand the purpose of this, other then you just wanted flashes in your profile. You could use the same time and effort that you put into this and made something like fireworks or something that at least is entertaining. Honestly, the last thing on my mind is making a penis ejaculate.jk jk I'm a raging homo

[DBZ Alpha Remake]

Who ever made that icon is amazing *looks around*

Looks like a spin-off of Lizard Sphere X On the good side, your additions were clever, It is obvious how you made it like an average episode, dragging on and repeating scenes. Try one of your own concepts next time. It does not matter the concept of a movie, the quality of the movie itself is something that can make up for it. Never would I have thought someone would animate an ejaculation in flash, but then they do and low and behold they do more. I don't know how to beat around the bush, the character design was well done, and the "movements" were fairly good as well. I think that there could a more suited plot for the quality of your artwork than this, but that's just me. I would normally say that I would like to have more sound effects, but frankly I am fine with what you have if you get my drift.

[Onion Murder]

This was so amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ahahah cool little flash, I like your stuff sir, although you make them very fast, they always have great artwork, I think you really are one of the greatest artist on ng, you really do have a lot of talent.

[Coke Mishaps]

You silly facker

When a young man decides that drinking Coke is just not enough, the phallicish nature of the bottle just makes try out something new. It's a funny, short little movie that did have me laughing a bit. While the artwork could use some improvements, like in the character designs and such, the movements were fairly good. I liked the friend coming in through the door and how she looked - as well as the motions of the eyes, and the fizzyness of the Coke bottle.

[TMNT intro]

quite swell indeed

As huge of a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle fan as I am, it takes a lot for me to be impressed with someone else version of one of their stories. Seeing the intro redone is as far as I know, something that has not yet been done on Newgrounds, so that is a big plus on your part.

The decision to take it a little easy regarding the graphics and make it a little more similar towards the original design of the Ninja Turtles is something I can agree with. All the characters looked as well as they should of. The backgrounds on occassion were a little shabby, but not that bad.

The music featured in this was of course the original theme song for the Ninja Turtles and it was done quite well. The synching of the movie was near perfect and it made me feel like I was going to start an episode. The "special" segment at the end could of used a little more work. The voice was to low and it could not be heard. I do a pretty good impression if you ever help in the future.

[Mario Television]

Wasn't half bad sir

Interesting, you could of made this into a swell interactive game (could've used a remote to flip through the channels) none the less it was ok, I'm sure this didn't take you as long as the stuff you actually drew, but look at that it got a better score. This was obviously a hit with the mario fans, maybe make another and add the tv station number at the top to give it a more tv feel, instead of the sizzy channel effect.

Wurmy responds:

If I make another one then yeah I'll add all that stuff. If I make another one.

-Wurmy1029

[That's My Fulp 8]

comparable to an early Rembrandt.

Something of this greatness like this will be talked about for ages, Shows in 40 years will be making references to this, this flash is nothing less then professional, one of the greastest flashes of this miliniun, if this dosn't get a perfect score, what will?

MaddFlash2 responds:

Looks like this doesn't have a perfect score!

[Pootytang Adventures #027]

I'll hope to see this flash next to the mona lisa

Something like this will be talked about for ages, Shows in 40 years will be making references to this, this flash is nothing less then professional, one of the greastest flashes of this miliniun, if this dosn't get a perfect score, what will?

JujubeLock responds:

Oh you flatter me so, truly my skills are naught compared to your Pootytang flash that can only compare to the Sistine Chapel. However, I accept your praise and together our flash will touch mankind in a way that promotes an artistic vision that transcends our personal limitations.

[Pootytang Adventures #026]

I still signed up before you

Fake pootytang why I never, this series is a copy of ours, although damn this is pretty epic.

JujubeLock responds:

We can combine forces and make an a combined epic series...I offered Juicy Pussy the preloader but she turned me down. :( IM me if you want the preloader.