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Bob dole orignal gangster *cheesy crowd laugh*

Maury: When it comes to number one in score, live from bob doel night leuigve!!!!

Cereal: oh what a great show we have tonight guys, lets get to the first skit, created by our over paid writers that steal ideas from crack whores in fag market

It was hard to watch my fat stomach was in the way, I had to pushit down, but lifting my arms made me out of breath, I tryed again to lift my piggy arms to the voting panel to vote 5 but I accidentally voted 4. I noticed I missed a blam after thinking of hours to make this review, I put a gun to my head and contemplated suicide, but then I thought about all the days I would miss depositng, so I put it down

I think the first thing that caught my attention with this was the way you presented it, it looked good, it sounded good, and oh boy did it PLAY good!
I see you used Ragnorak in this so that lowers the originality a little the fact that you used something already created.. but I have never played ragnorak so this was a whole new thing for me.
Graphics were very impressive, they didn't look MS painted they had a somewhat 'water paint look', the grass looked like strokes of green paint painted on a canvas and the look of it seemed very artistic to me. I may be reading too much into this, but the graphics style really interested me, the painted look was the first thing that really stood out in the flash for me and it is different I'll give you that. All in all good graphics all from the blades of the grass to the swinging of your character's weapon :)
Sound: Not much to say here, suited the mood of the environment you were in well for example that slow dramatic music as you started off in the game, moving through the grass. The usual stuff, but only a small part in the game's overall excellence because you pretty much ignore the sound when you get engrossed in the gameplay.
Ah, the gameplay. My favourite element in the game. All those little extras from those interesting graphics and effects from the movement of the cute little bouncing movement of some of those enemies mould together to create one big hunk of a game. A noticeable feature in the gameplay was the movement of your character, instead of just using a spacebar button to tap and directional buttons to press we used the mouse as means of moving around. I have to say that this was very effective because not only did it give us more control over the character but it made us feel more involved and engrossed in the game; instead of just walking up to your enemy and pressing a button in a tedious manner you used your mouse to activate items you had collected, and had to successfully click on the enemy from a close distance while it was moving which imitates the 'aiming' at your enemy with a sword. This made slashing your enemies to bits with a sword (a part of the game which I particularly enjoyed) much more fun. Not only this, but also it is the interactivity and involvement of the game which really impressed me; all from being able to choose which weapon to use and customising your own character and balancing out your skills. Selecting your own method of doing the game makes you feel much more like you're actually IN it.
The only thing I would suggest is that the text is a little too small to read and I found it pretty hard to move around the map at first because I wasn't sure where to go, but that quickly was forgotten. The movement at times is also a little jerky so you may want to sort that out, and I suggest that you should be able to move diagonally also.
Overall though, what is there to say? A fantastic, and most importantly enjoyable game which has excellent replay value. You could complete the game many times and still not use the same weapons in exactly the same order. Well done indeed!

4chan is officially dead...

The movie is great, but really a few years ago 4chan was awsome, I've noticed a huge decline in humour, insanity, and all around swell situation. Just goes to show you when too many kids find out about it then it goes down hill, (Example: newgrounds 99-03, 4chan 04-05) But it was not really all that funny. Everyone thinks having the ending of a movie be about "gay homosexual fat kids (cereal)" is always funny. It is not. It is boring, repetitive, and can be hateful. I would of liked to of seen a little more attention to detail when it comes to the characters. I would of liked to of seen more characters, and more objects... Good work.

This flash is proof that bad flashes could get ...

saved in 2002. I really do not understand the purpose of this, other then you just wanted flashes in your profile. You could use the same time and effort that you put into this and made something like fireworks or something that at least is entertaining. Honestly, the last thing on my mind is making a penis ejaculate.jk jk I'm a raging homo

Who ever made that icon is amazing *looks around*

Looks like a spin-off of Lizard Sphere X On the good side, your additions were clever, It is obvious how you made it like an average episode, dragging on and repeating scenes. Try one of your own concepts next time. It does not matter the concept of a movie, the quality of the movie itself is something that can make up for it. Never would I have thought someone would animate an ejaculation in flash, but then they do and low and behold they do more. I don't know how to beat around the bush, the character design was well done, and the "movements" were fairly good as well. I think that there could a more suited plot for the quality of your artwork than this, but that's just me. I would normally say that I would like to have more sound effects, but frankly I am fine with what you have if you get my drift.

This was so amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ahahah cool little flash, I like your stuff sir, although you make them very fast, they always have great artwork, I think you really are one of the greatest artist on ng, you really do have a lot of talent.

You silly facker

When a young man decides that drinking Coke is just not enough, the phallicish nature of the bottle just makes try out something new. It's a funny, short little movie that did have me laughing a bit. While the artwork could use some improvements, like in the character designs and such, the movements were fairly good. I liked the friend coming in through the door and how she looked - as well as the motions of the eyes, and the fizzyness of the Coke bottle.

quite swell indeed

As huge of a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle fan as I am, it takes a lot for me to be impressed with someone else version of one of their stories. Seeing the intro redone is as far as I know, something that has not yet been done on Newgrounds, so that is a big plus on your part.

The decision to take it a little easy regarding the graphics and make it a little more similar towards the original design of the Ninja Turtles is something I can agree with. All the characters looked as well as they should of. The backgrounds on occassion were a little shabby, but not that bad.

The music featured in this was of course the original theme song for the Ninja Turtles and it was done quite well. The synching of the movie was near perfect and it made me feel like I was going to start an episode. The "special" segment at the end could of used a little more work. The voice was to low and it could not be heard. I do a pretty good impression if you ever help in the future.

Wasn't half bad sir

Interesting, you could of made this into a swell interactive game (could've used a remote to flip through the channels) none the less it was ok, I'm sure this didn't take you as long as the stuff you actually drew, but look at that it got a better score. This was obviously a hit with the mario fans, maybe make another and add the tv station number at the top to give it a more tv feel, instead of the sizzy channel effect.

Wurmy responds:

If I make another one then yeah I'll add all that stuff. If I make another one.

-Wurmy1029

comparable to an early Rembrandt.

Something of this greatness like this will be talked about for ages, Shows in 40 years will be making references to this, this flash is nothing less then professional, one of the greastest flashes of this miliniun, if this dosn't get a perfect score, what will?

MaddFlash2 responds:

Looks like this doesn't have a perfect score!

I'll hope to see this flash next to the mona lisa

Something like this will be talked about for ages, Shows in 40 years will be making references to this, this flash is nothing less then professional, one of the greastest flashes of this miliniun, if this dosn't get a perfect score, what will?

JujubeLock responds:

Oh you flatter me so, truly my skills are naught compared to your Pootytang flash that can only compare to the Sistine Chapel. However, I accept your praise and together our flash will touch mankind in a way that promotes an artistic vision that transcends our personal limitations.

HELLO MY NAME CHARLES, I LIKE TAKING PICTURE AND HANGING OUT WITH FRIENDS. I ALSO LIKE LISTEN TO MUSIC AND I LIKE TO PLAY GAME, I AM VERY SMART I GOT C IN MATH I GOT MANY FRIENDS IN SPECIAL ED AND I LIKE TO TAKE PICTURE. DO YOU WANNA BE CHARLES FRIEND?

PIG FUCKER @Cereal

Age 30, Female

PISS YOU FAGS OFF

hi Kavinel

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