Cereal's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[#6]

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Summary: I must admit the drawings and animation were splendid, even the preloader was full of humor, the voices seemed so good they had to be from some studio, the humor was well done, I bet tons of writers for tv shows couldn't come up with that. Everything fit in so great, if you had a tablet the world would tremble from your flash might.

Improvement: The thought of this being improved is absurd, but if I had to i'd say that dagger(girl who kills ng fag) dosn't have a voice, I understand you have an extremely powerfull and manly voice, but you could download aduacity, then talk lightly and mess with the pitch.

Overral great, loads of wittyness and humor, and amazing violence, almost reminds me of how the orignal flashes of ng were.

Sir-CannabisClock responds:

aduaity.. I'll give it it shot. Been using goldwave XD.

Thanks Mr. Cereal, you always make cannabis happy in his special place

[A very SBC Clockmas]

That had a great story line

That was very funny, very rarely do I find ng movies funny, but that did it for me. the artwork was really well crafted and overall looked great. The action that was - was very smooth and was not choppy at all. Good use of sound effects as well, the speakonia voices all sounded pretty good, It's good to see these kind of flashes :o

FileCabinet responds:

Damn, thank you Mista Cereal!

[the INTERNAUT]

ahahah did you get hacked synj!?!?

Wow you're getting a lot of hate, this is kind of funny, compared to your amazing flashes such as alien hominad, dad n me, and countless other flashes. Soon the world will tremble before the might of danpaladin in an apocalyptic struggle for global supremacy. Not even Revelations could have foretold of a power so fierce that the religions of the world would become heresy in its path.

[A Friendly Squirrel]

we've all been there

18 plus what a joke, the majority of the kids who will views this will be like 13-15, dosn't matter though sir, it was a funny flash, good job, maybe put little more background detail.

JunkYardAnimations responds:

ur a good job Miss!! XD

[ADL5]

Interesting commentary sir

The movie was well done, it had a message and a meaning. The animation was great, it looked like you traced over video, none the less thats still time consuming, the song is great too. Overral great flash, I could see why schools shouldn't have the ability to decide how to spend the money, when it comes to them paying off their car bill

Society doesn't know what to do with kids. "Let's intern them while numbing their brain with the superficial and trivial!" Sadly, that is life for most people, but this isn't working for many.

Even though this doesn't pertain to you, I'll rant anway. The system is rapidly failing in the United States. Kids are dropping out at an astounding rate, especially minority boys.

Some scholars, notably Christina Hoff Sommers, a fellow at the American Enterprise Institute, charge that misguided feminism is what's been hurting boys. In the 1990s, she says, girls were making strong, steady progress toward parity in schools, but feminist educators portrayed them as disadvantaged and lavished them with support and attention. Boys, meanwhile, whose rates of achievement had begun to falter, were ignored and their problems allowed to fester. Now the "boy brain" isn't wired to modern curricula as closely as the "girl brain".

Education in America needs radical and far-reaching reform. In my opinion, public education needs to slowly integrate Sudbury model school doctrines. The equivalency of a High School graduaton is a forgone conclusion in those schools. Those who go to the aforementioned Sudbury model schools also have a higher college graduation rate than those with a standard education, in fact 80% graduate.

[A.L.C: The Big Bang]

A flash were it shows how the world was made

In this lecture, I would like to discuss whether time itself has a beginning, and whether it will have an end. All the evidence seems to indicate, that the universe has not existed forever, but that it had a beginning, about 15 billion years ago. This is probably the most remarkable discovery of modern cosmology. Yet it is now taken for granted. We are not yet certain whether the universe will have an end. When I gave a lecture in Japan, I was asked not to mention the possible re-collapse of the universe, because it might affect the stock market. However, I can re-assure anyone who is nervous about their investments that it is a bit early to sell: even if the universe does come to an end, it won't be for at least twenty billion years. By that time, maybe the GATT trade agreement will have come into effect.

The time scale of the universe is very long compared to that for human life. It was therefore not surprising that until recently, the universe was thought to be essentially static, and unchanging in time. On the other hand, it must have been obvious, that society is evolving in culture and technology. This indicates that the present phase of human history can not have been going for more than a few thousand years. Otherwise, we would be more advanced than we are. It was therefore natural to believe that the human race, and maybe the whole universe, had a beginning in the fairly recent past. However, many people were unhappy with the idea that the universe had a beginning, because it seemed to imply the existence of a supernatural being who created the universe. They preferred to believe that the universe, and the human race, had existed forever. Their explanation for human progress was that there had been periodic floods, or other natural disasters, which repeatedly set back the human race to a primitive state.

This argument about whether or not the universe had a beginning, persisted into the 19th and 20th centuries. It was conducted mainly on the basis of theology and philosophy, with little consideration of observational evidence. This may have been reasonable, given the notoriously unreliable character of cosmological observations, until fairly recently. The cosmologist, Sir Arthur Eddington, once said, 'Don't worry if your theory doesn't agree with the observations, because they are probably wrong.' But if your theory disagrees with the Second Law of Thermodynamics, it is in bad trouble. In fact, the theory that the universe has existed forever is in serious difficulty with the Second Law of Thermodynamics. The Second Law, states that disorder always increases with time. Like the argument about human progress, it indicates that there must have been a beginning. Otherwise, the universe would be in a state of complete disorder by now, and everything would be at the same temperature. In an infinite and everlasting universe, every line of sight would end on the surface of a star. This would mean that the night sky would have been as bright as the surface of the Sun. The only way of avoiding this problem would be if, for some reason, the stars did not shine before a certain time.

[Pootytang Adventures #030]

My brain couldn't comprehend this elaborate flash

The worlds greatest minds could study this forever, you put far too much effort, you have to realize the brain capacity at ng, they'll overlook amazing undefinable artwork. It is always great to see a new entry from jujubelock flash . To me, it's like a namebrand that you know will always bring you a ton of enjoyment from.

JujubeLock responds:

I can only hope that my work doesn't become part of a bland corporate mechanism, or I will have to kill myself.

[THE BOB DOLE EXPERIENCE]

Bob dole orignal gangster *cheesy crowd laugh*

Maury: When it comes to number one in score, live from bob doel night leuigve!!!!

Cereal: oh what a great show we have tonight guys, lets get to the first skit, created by our over paid writers that steal ideas from crack whores in fag market

It was hard to watch my fat stomach was in the way, I had to pushit down, but lifting my arms made me out of breath, I tryed again to lift my piggy arms to the voting panel to vote 5 but I accidentally voted 4. I noticed I missed a blam after thinking of hours to make this review, I put a gun to my head and contemplated suicide, but then I thought about all the days I would miss depositng, so I put it down

I think the first thing that caught my attention with this was the way you presented it, it looked good, it sounded good, and oh boy did it PLAY good!
I see you used Ragnorak in this so that lowers the originality a little the fact that you used something already created.. but I have never played ragnorak so this was a whole new thing for me.
Graphics were very impressive, they didn't look MS painted they had a somewhat 'water paint look', the grass looked like strokes of green paint painted on a canvas and the look of it seemed very artistic to me. I may be reading too much into this, but the graphics style really interested me, the painted look was the first thing that really stood out in the flash for me and it is different I'll give you that. All in all good graphics all from the blades of the grass to the swinging of your character's weapon :)
Sound: Not much to say here, suited the mood of the environment you were in well for example that slow dramatic music as you started off in the game, moving through the grass. The usual stuff, but only a small part in the game's overall excellence because you pretty much ignore the sound when you get engrossed in the gameplay.
Ah, the gameplay. My favourite element in the game. All those little extras from those interesting graphics and effects from the movement of the cute little bouncing movement of some of those enemies mould together to create one big hunk of a game. A noticeable feature in the gameplay was the movement of your character, instead of just using a spacebar button to tap and directional buttons to press we used the mouse as means of moving around. I have to say that this was very effective because not only did it give us more control over the character but it made us feel more involved and engrossed in the game; instead of just walking up to your enemy and pressing a button in a tedious manner you used your mouse to activate items you had collected, and had to successfully click on the enemy from a close distance while it was moving which imitates the 'aiming' at your enemy with a sword. This made slashing your enemies to bits with a sword (a part of the game which I particularly enjoyed) much more fun. Not only this, but also it is the interactivity and involvement of the game which really impressed me; all from being able to choose which weapon to use and customising your own character and balancing out your skills. Selecting your own method of doing the game makes you feel much more like you're actually IN it.
The only thing I would suggest is that the text is a little too small to read and I found it pretty hard to move around the map at first because I wasn't sure where to go, but that quickly was forgotten. The movement at times is also a little jerky so you may want to sort that out, and I suggest that you should be able to move diagonally also.
Overall though, what is there to say? A fantastic, and most importantly enjoyable game which has excellent replay value. You could complete the game many times and still not use the same weapons in exactly the same order. Well done indeed!