Cereal's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[666Armageddon]

Magic Fagit voice "Stop being such a Legend"

You see here I was just looking at the portal when I see a good cannabis flash, cannabis clock flashes are sort of like a brand name, you know they'll be great, but sadly they are so painfully underrated. The drawing of the character looked like it was scanned, and the background was swell, they moved on different paths creating a great effect, the music was decent. This startling rendition of your drawsing attention to the drastic problems that society is facing and how anyone can become part of the bob doel wet dream ehehehehedij culture. It was like watching a flash movie based upon Requiem for a Dream. Clearly a movie of this magnitude needs to be Front Paged hi

Sir-CannabisClock responds:

requiem for a dream, great movie

music was exelent, perfect for the creepy atmosphere.. I hope you'll make more

was scanned from a picture I drew, cut it. was gonna color it to but flash fuckin crashed and it pissed me off so I just made it grayscale

thanks for the review mr. cereal

[#6]

that some good flash heuck heuck djcsxvhjid huai h

Summary: I must admit the drawings and animation were splendid, even the preloader was full of humor, the voices seemed so good they had to be from some studio, the humor was well done, I bet tons of writers for tv shows couldn't come up with that. Everything fit in so great, if you had a tablet the world would tremble from your flash might.

Improvement: The thought of this being improved is absurd, but if I had to i'd say that dagger(girl who kills ng fag) dosn't have a voice, I understand you have an extremely powerfull and manly voice, but you could download aduacity, then talk lightly and mess with the pitch.

Overral great, loads of wittyness and humor, and amazing violence, almost reminds me of how the orignal flashes of ng were.

Sir-CannabisClock responds:

aduaity.. I'll give it it shot. Been using goldwave XD.

Thanks Mr. Cereal, you always make cannabis happy in his special place

[A very SBC Clockmas]

That had a great story line

That was very funny, very rarely do I find ng movies funny, but that did it for me. the artwork was really well crafted and overall looked great. The action that was - was very smooth and was not choppy at all. Good use of sound effects as well, the speakonia voices all sounded pretty good, It's good to see these kind of flashes :o

FileCabinet responds:

Damn, thank you Mista Cereal!

[the INTERNAUT]

ahahah did you get hacked synj!?!?

Wow you're getting a lot of hate, this is kind of funny, compared to your amazing flashes such as alien hominad, dad n me, and countless other flashes. Soon the world will tremble before the might of danpaladin in an apocalyptic struggle for global supremacy. Not even Revelations could have foretold of a power so fierce that the religions of the world would become heresy in its path.

[A Friendly Squirrel]

we've all been there

18 plus what a joke, the majority of the kids who will views this will be like 13-15, dosn't matter though sir, it was a funny flash, good job, maybe put little more background detail.

JunkYardAnimations responds:

ur a good job Miss!! XD

[ADL5]

Interesting commentary sir

The movie was well done, it had a message and a meaning. The animation was great, it looked like you traced over video, none the less thats still time consuming, the song is great too. Overral great flash, I could see why schools shouldn't have the ability to decide how to spend the money, when it comes to them paying off their car bill

Society doesn't know what to do with kids. "Let's intern them while numbing their brain with the superficial and trivial!" Sadly, that is life for most people, but this isn't working for many.

Even though this doesn't pertain to you, I'll rant anway. The system is rapidly failing in the United States. Kids are dropping out at an astounding rate, especially minority boys.

Some scholars, notably Christina Hoff Sommers, a fellow at the American Enterprise Institute, charge that misguided feminism is what's been hurting boys. In the 1990s, she says, girls were making strong, steady progress toward parity in schools, but feminist educators portrayed them as disadvantaged and lavished them with support and attention. Boys, meanwhile, whose rates of achievement had begun to falter, were ignored and their problems allowed to fester. Now the "boy brain" isn't wired to modern curricula as closely as the "girl brain".

Education in America needs radical and far-reaching reform. In my opinion, public education needs to slowly integrate Sudbury model school doctrines. The equivalency of a High School graduaton is a forgone conclusion in those schools. Those who go to the aforementioned Sudbury model schools also have a higher college graduation rate than those with a standard education, in fact 80% graduate.

[A.L.C: The Big Bang]

A flash were it shows how the world was made

In this lecture, I would like to discuss whether time itself has a beginning, and whether it will have an end. All the evidence seems to indicate, that the universe has not existed forever, but that it had a beginning, about 15 billion years ago. This is probably the most remarkable discovery of modern cosmology. Yet it is now taken for granted. We are not yet certain whether the universe will have an end. When I gave a lecture in Japan, I was asked not to mention the possible re-collapse of the universe, because it might affect the stock market. However, I can re-assure anyone who is nervous about their investments that it is a bit early to sell: even if the universe does come to an end, it won't be for at least twenty billion years. By that time, maybe the GATT trade agreement will have come into effect.

The time scale of the universe is very long compared to that for human life. It was therefore not surprising that until recently, the universe was thought to be essentially static, and unchanging in time. On the other hand, it must have been obvious, that society is evolving in culture and technology. This indicates that the present phase of human history can not have been going for more than a few thousand years. Otherwise, we would be more advanced than we are. It was therefore natural to believe that the human race, and maybe the whole universe, had a beginning in the fairly recent past. However, many people were unhappy with the idea that the universe had a beginning, because it seemed to imply the existence of a supernatural being who created the universe. They preferred to believe that the universe, and the human race, had existed forever. Their explanation for human progress was that there had been periodic floods, or other natural disasters, which repeatedly set back the human race to a primitive state.

This argument about whether or not the universe had a beginning, persisted into the 19th and 20th centuries. It was conducted mainly on the basis of theology and philosophy, with little consideration of observational evidence. This may have been reasonable, given the notoriously unreliable character of cosmological observations, until fairly recently. The cosmologist, Sir Arthur Eddington, once said, 'Don't worry if your theory doesn't agree with the observations, because they are probably wrong.' But if your theory disagrees with the Second Law of Thermodynamics, it is in bad trouble. In fact, the theory that the universe has existed forever is in serious difficulty with the Second Law of Thermodynamics. The Second Law, states that disorder always increases with time. Like the argument about human progress, it indicates that there must have been a beginning. Otherwise, the universe would be in a state of complete disorder by now, and everything would be at the same temperature. In an infinite and everlasting universe, every line of sight would end on the surface of a star. This would mean that the night sky would have been as bright as the surface of the Sun. The only way of avoiding this problem would be if, for some reason, the stars did not shine before a certain time.

[Pootytang Adventures #030]

My brain couldn't comprehend this elaborate flash

The worlds greatest minds could study this forever, you put far too much effort, you have to realize the brain capacity at ng, they'll overlook amazing undefinable artwork. It is always great to see a new entry from jujubelock flash . To me, it's like a namebrand that you know will always bring you a ton of enjoyment from.

JujubeLock responds:

I can only hope that my work doesn't become part of a bland corporate mechanism, or I will have to kill myself.