Cereal's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[JujubeLock's ClockDay 07]

my god

I need to be alone this flash got to me :'( it was amazing just like your ass

[666Infection]

amazing flash

This flash left me speechless, the presents of it was overwhelming, the artistic beauty of your creations are the only beautiful thing to come from humanity

Sir-CannabisClock responds:

but master Cereal, your animations too usher in an era of prosperity to newgrounds. Never in my life have I witnessed anything more provoking, more intriguing, than your flash work. All of your submissions leave me with a sense of wonder, but most notably, and my personal favorite, 666ApocalypticSupremacy. Why my good friend, it is a privilege, and an honor to receive such a tribute to my animations. I am humbled by your appreciation, and truly look forward to your future work.

[666Infliction]

whoes this new person

many may not believe in god, but they have to believe in cannabisclock, your creations are divine and give hope for this world

Sir-CannabisClock responds:

Cereal. Your reviews please lord Cannabis. CEREAL, PREPARE FOR GLORY BECAUSE TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL. YOU FUCKER. YOU FUCKIN BITCH. STOP IT. STOP WHINING. STOP IT. I'M DETECTIVE JOHN KIMBLE. I'M A COP YOU IDIOT. WHO IS YOUR DADDY, AND WHAT DOES HE DO.

[Boxing Isn't Dead]

great

I wan't to become a boxer now

[Grandaddy Jeez Louise]

I will never be the same

Granddaddy Jeez Louise At first glance, it might seem as though the film-making brothers JermyLokken have scuttled their inclination toward oddball delights as seen in their previous flashes, saved by the balls.
It was hard to watch my fat stomach was in the way, I had to push it down, but lifting my arms made me out of breath, I tried again to lift my piggy arms to the voting panel to vote 5 but I accidentally voted 4. I noticed I missed a blam after thinking of hours to make this review, I put a gun to my head and contemplated suicide, but then I thought about all the days I would miss depositing, so I put it down True, there are only upright bobdole anal jackoff and none of the conjoined john cena should lose at wrestlemania, professional karaoke singers, or wandering angels here that populated their earlier work. Yet, even though the Polishes' purview has down shifted from damaged exotics to grassroots individuals, their perspective remains refreshingly skewed toward the unusual and uncommon. Grandaddy jeese louise could almost be a relic from the golden age of NG, an inspirational drama about staying true to one's hopes and ideals no matter the social, economic, or emotional cost. "If we don't have our dreams, we have nothing," goes the story's underlying refrain – a mantra that might sound like pure cheese were it not delivered with such note-perfect gravity by bobdoel, who stars as edihuhuihc. A former astronaut, bobdole quit NASA's program when tragedy struck on his family's farm back in Texas (New Mexico filled in for Texas during the shoot). However, having always wanted to go into space, Charlie has taken his can-do spirit and built a rocket ship in an empty grain silo on his property. With his 15-year-old son, Shepherd (Theriot), as his one-man ground-control operation, Charlie eventually blasts off, much to the government's chagrin. The feds don't seem to want anyone with a modified John Deere and contraband rocket fuel to steal their thunder. Plus, the anxieties dredged up by our modern age of terrorism lend an extra edge of suspicion and confrontation to the government's interference in Charlie's affairs. Although The Astronaut Farmer feels something like a throwback to a gentler time, what makes the film work is its utter sincerity and perfect command of the overall tone. Madsen, as Charlie's wife Audie, is equally disarming as the emotional ballast that keeps Charlie and their family afloat. The actors all achieve a certain ingenuous tone that helps sell the movie. It matters little that we have no idea of things like how the farm survives when nobody seems to be working it or why no one balks when Charlie pulls the children out of school to help him with his project. Shot in stunning widescreen by the Polishes' longtime cinematographer, M. David Mullen, Audie and the others are frequently backlighted to achieve that certain heavenly glow. And Willis turns up as a fellow astronaut in an unbilled role that provides the movie with some bomber-jacket cachet. Fans of the Polish brothers and fans of inspirational movies may all depart the theatre scratching their heads: rfewicjj is not exactly the movie any of these viewers expected to see. This is almost always a good thing – even if the movie is a deserved head-scratcher.
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[Roboto Idioto]

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A robot tries his best to resist temptation to stop from pressing a button aptly marked self destruction. You can only guess what happens when he does. It was a short little movie, that consisted of a single joke with quick outcome. The movie indefinably did not drag at all, as it was rather short. That's not a bad thing, ask keeping a movie short and sweet like in this case can really make the movie all the better. I like the character design, it's simple but looks quite good. THe movements were fairly good, but honestly could stand to be a tad more refined. Nice use of sound effects.

[StagBeetle's Rant]

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Kavinel responds:

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[Blazor FBF]

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A short random frame by frame consisting of mainly odd sized shapes, ranging from a person to circles to little blots that you would see on a psychiatrist's test. The addition of more objects throughout some of the duller parts would have been nice. Maybe some sound effects, or at least a single song would have been nice. There could be some touching up here and there, as objects were sometimes unfinished at least to me. Not a bad short frame by frame, but I think with the quantity of your other entries, there would be something more to this one.